What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What famous scientist will try anything?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?