Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do horses say to greet each other?