Why did the satellite apologize?
Wrong transmission.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Can February March?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do sheep wear when it gets chilly?