Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What happens when a magician boards a plane?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?