What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What's the king of all school supplies?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the mime upset?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?