Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do little kittens learn their lessons?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call barn animals who never stop joking?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?