What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call puppies playing in melting snow?
Why did the candy parents mix up their kids?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a dad's favorite spring flower?
Why don't boats forgive easily?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?