Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What animals make the best students?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?