What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?