Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why were bugs playing football in a teacup?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?