What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are sailors great at writing letters?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?