What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does corn always steal the spotlight on Thanksgiving?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do cars seem magical?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?