What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?