Which vegetable is secretly candy?
Candy corn.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the cow's partner say after a workout?
What do you call a clock on vacation?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the politest month?
Why do doctors stay so calm under pressure?