Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?