Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?