What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?