What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?