People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What candy never shows up on time?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did one pizza slice give its sweetheart?
What did the player say after losing his spot on the team?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?