Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which dinosaur would dominate at golf?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?