Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?