Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the tree visit the dentist?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What happens when monkeys split up?
Where do athletes go on a Valentine's date?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?