Why are coffee beans so sensitive?
They crack under roast.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do parents say when they clean their kids' rooms?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is another name for a cow?