Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are winter days great?