What did one pencil say to the other at school?
Stay sharp.
Why do books seem so moody?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What sport do horses enjoy the most?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the banana see a doctor?
Where do milkshakes come from?
My brother is my partner in mischief-until what?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do animals blend into the desert?