What snack do ducks love at the movies?
Quacker corn.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which president sounds like spare change?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?