Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?