What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How many drinks does it take to tipsy a tropical bird?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you get straight A's?