What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why spread peanut butter on the road?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What music does the ocean love?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?