What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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Where do books sleep?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?