Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
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Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?