What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
Why do penguins hesitate at parties?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which candy bar belongs in the hall of fame?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you say after losing on St. Patrick's Day?