What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?