What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Why did the lamb's mom lock the door?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?