How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which big cat never tells the truth?