What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What birds make average students?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the bicycle collapse in the middle of the road?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do photographers cook?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?