What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which animal always follows the latest trends?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was the bank targeted on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.