Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How does a barber get to work?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?