What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do golfers hate cake?