Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?