Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the bike finally get new tires?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?