Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do polar bears store their money?