What kind of car do eggs like to drive?
A hatchback.
Why do elephants grin at piano concerts?
What song do storm clouds love?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the fish blush?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?