Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a small mom?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?