What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is a computer so smart?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?