Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy days?
Too much pouch time.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?