Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How much did the pirate spend on fresh corn?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did he buy the cheap TV with broken volume?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?