What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
What did the beaver say after finishing the tree?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do elephants chat from far away?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?