What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do books sleep?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do fall and winter say hello?