Why did Santa get fined on Christmas Eve?
He parked in a no-sleigh zone.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do doctors and hot days have in common?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?